Article Writing Tips from SpongeBob SquarePants

By: Nicole Dean
Wisdom can be found in the most unexpected places. Today, wisdom bubbled up from a pineapple under the sea. I suddenly realized that everything you’d want to know about writing articles for your website can be taught by SpongeBob SquarePants and his friends.

When you write for your newsletter, blog, or website, which character are you most like?

Mr. Krabs: This crustacean is focused on one thing and one thing only, making more and more and more money. Only a cartoon could actually have dollar signs drawn in his eyes. He thinks of no one, only how he can benefit. Are your articles focused on you or on the reader? Are you providing information or do you have blinders on, thinking only about how you can make money from the article you are writing? If your article reads like an ad or is self-serving or full of affiliate links, you might write like Mr. Krabs.

Plankton: The smallest creature in the sea is also the sneakiest. He’ll do anything and hurt anyone to steal someone else’s work (the Krabby Pattie secret formula). Write your own material. Don’t be Plankton. Don’t copy and paste someone else’s work, edit it, and try to pass it off as your own. You will be caught, and it just isn’t worth it. Take the same amount of effort and work on your own thoughts and ideas. Plankton never gets away with his schemes, either. He’s on Plan “Z” and is still pathetically failing at his attempts to steal the secret formula.

Patrick: SpongeBob’s best friend, the starfish, has a good heart, but isn’t the brightest creature in the sea. Do your articles make you sound like an expert? Are you providing valuable content or just pushing out sloppy articles as fast as you can? Always double check for typos and grammatical errors. If you’re challenged by spelling and grammar, hire a Virtual Assistant or Copywriter to proofread and submit your article for you. Or slow down, set your article aside for a day and then reread it before you click the “submit” button.

Squidward: Squidward is B-O-R-I-N-G. When writing articles, are you a Squidward? Do you just get the words down on paper or are you finding a fun twist to entertain your audience and keep them coming back for more? Take time to make your articles stand out from the thousands of other dull articles out there by including personal stories or just having fun while writing. For instance, this article could be entitled “How to Write a Good Article”, but would it stand out from the hundreds of other articles about article writing? Probably not.

SpongeBob: This little guy always tries to do the right thing, and is a hard worker. He may not always end up getting the results he hoped for, but he bounces back and tackles his work with a renewed vigor. SpongeBob works very hard, he’s a good friend, he always thinks of others, and tries to have fun no matter what he is faced with. Hardworking, friendly SpongeBob is the guy to be when writing articles.

Although this is a silly lesson in article writing, I hope you’ll remember the important messages our underwater friends have taught us.

  1. Write articles to help others, not with dollar signs in your eyes.
  2. Write your own material. Don’t copy others.
  3. Proofread your articles carefully, and provide valuable information.
  4. Be entertaining. Not boring.
  5. Be a SpongeBob! Hard work and persistence pay off.

Before you know it, you’ll develop a following for having informative and entertaining articles and you’ll be King or Queen of the sea.

Author Resource -> Nicole Dean is published all over the web, under numerous pen names. She welcomes you to visit Easy Article Marketing to get started using article marketing to boost your business today.

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11:03 pm     Lauren     Articles & PLR, Business Building     comment

My New Scrapbook Business

I got a real sour lemon a couple of weeks ago in the form of an email from Top Line Creations letting all Consultants know that the company had changed it’s business model from a Direct Sales MLM to that of a Discount Buyer’s Club. To summarize it all up - they dissolved all of the Consultantships, and made us all Buyer’s Club members. Thankfully - my “team” of downline were mostly all Hobbyists (despite my best efforts to interest them in building a scrapbook business) - therefore, the change really did not effect any of them.

For me, there was a slight loss of income - but that isn’t what bothered me as much as the loss of direction that MY scrapbook business was taking. I’ve had to sit back and wait for the dust to settle at TLC - I think it finally has. There was also a lot of thinking that I had to do as far as what I wanted to do with my relationship with TLC.

Before any of the changes had been announced, I had been thinking about leaving TLC. I was frustrated with the company and what seemed to be a lack of opportunity to promote it as a scrapbook business opportunity. Red flags had been flying, and I had taken steps to sever my ties with them (cashed in coupons and credits) - and I was basically just sitting on the fence about making my decision to resign my Consultantship. Then TLC did it for me with their announcement!

Funny thing is that I’ve decided to stay with TLC, as a Buyer’s Club member, and this is why…

  1. I have spent the last 2.5+ years building a website, blog for marketing, and promoting Top Line Creations (primarily online). My ScrappinWAHM site will need some adjusting, but my Journal blog will keep going as it has - highlighting all of the great products that TLC has to offer!
  2. I still have the opportunity to earn some income from Referral bonuses and commissions from purchases made through our new TLC Shops. Here’s mine - http://www.mytlcshop.com/lhaugh - all of which plays nicely into my online marketing business plan! Actually this new model fits my online efforts better than the old Direct Sales model did.
  3. Honestly-I’m too busy with everything I do on and offline to try and “reinvent the wheel” - LOL! So how’s that for a reason?? I addressed this some in a post at ScrappinWAHM’s Journal “So I’ve Been Thinking…“, and in a way I defended my position as well.

And so I move on, because I really like lemonade, and to be honest with you I think I’ve come up with a recipe to suit my tastes, just fine!

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12:10 pm     Lauren     Business Building, The Ugly     comment

More of an Introvert

I’d say this is pretty accurate. I saw Val’s results over at Busy Momma, and had to try this one on myself!


You Are 40% Extrovert, 60% Introvert


You’re a bit outgoing, a bit reserved

Like most people, you enjoy being social

But you also value the time you have alone

You have struck a good balance!

Are You An Extrovert or An Introvert?

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7:40 pm     Lauren     Blog Things     comment

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